Date: 1st November 2007 at 10:39am
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1. Thou shalt only give the Manager a year in charge before wanting him axed.

2. Thou shalt live under the illusion that Aston Villa are still the biggest club in England even though they have not won a real trophy for 25 years.

3. Thou shalt only boo certain players, usually signed by the current manager in charge.

4. Thou shalt call Randy Lerner the saviour then criticise everything he does.

5. Thou shalt never discuss a poor performance from the club captain.

6. Thou shalt question every signing the manager makes before they kick a ball.

7. Thou shalt question every signing the manager makes after they play 90 minutes of football.

8. Thou shalt call the manager rubbish cause no right back was signed.

9. Thou shalt expect the team to finish 16th and then 4th the season after.

10. Thou shalt question a fan who is willing to give a manager more than a season to turn a team around that has underachieved for over 20 years.