A Long TIme Ago, In A Galaxy Not So Far Away

A long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away

A long time ago, in a galaxy no so far, far away, a young boy was brought up in Villa Park, plying his trade with his sweet left foot and the command of a team destined for greatness, his name was Gareth
Barry, son of Mr Barry (anyone know his dads name?)

Anyway, the (Villa) force was strong with this one, being brought up with the great players surrounding him, Ian Taylor, Paul Merson, Master Olof Mellberg to name a few, he was destined for greatness and brought balance and prosperity to the force on their quest for champions league football.

With UEFA cup football being brought to Villa Park like all stories, there is a dark side. A master of the dark forces, Darth Rafa and his young apprentice Gerrard conspired to lure young Gareth to the dark
side with the lure of champions league football, and sitting on the Anfield bench.

Now a Jedi within the England set-up, and regular of Capello’s midfield. Gareth throws it all away by demanding a move to the dark side that promises him a left back / subs berth and the destruction of now
self-imploding death star that is his career.

Will he still go? Find out in the next episode of.

‘Barry Wars – Attack of the scousers’ – due for release before August 31st 2008.