Date: 21st July 2018 at 3:42pm
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I’d like to think that us Aston Villa fans are nothing, if not fair.  Now, for all the press talk of Jack Grealish leaving Aston Villa for Tottenham Hotspur, we thought we had better do our civic duty and warn Spurs just what trouble Jack Grealish would cause.

Not that I want to start any scurrilous rumours or anything, but all the good things that people will have seen on the Aston Villa Youtube highlights of Jack have been photoshopped.  And seriously Spurs, don’t fall for the lie that we all sing Super Jack Grealish in our chants, that’s just been dubbed by Villa, we sing ‘Get him off the pitch’.  You hear cheers when he does anything, we are all booing.

£30million for him?  I’d personally take a fiver to get rid of him.  Even his calf muscles aren’t real,  he’s had surgical implants.  Oh and he is bald as a coot, don’t be fooled by his boyish looks on screen, he’s 34 if he’s a day.

I’m clearly not alone when you look at social media, if I was you lot, I’d stick with the revelation that is Onomah.  He was our player of the season by miles last year, we couldn’t get enough of him, to call him world class would be doing the lad a disservice.  More like out of this world.  He made Grealish look like a Sunday League player but actually, and honestly Daniel Levvy, he’s not even the quality for Sunday League.

Grealish could play for England?  You’re having a laugh, he’d not even get in the San Marino squad.

Nope, as all the proof below shows – and none of these are lies, honest, you are much better moving on and leaving Super Jack (whoops, nearly gave it away) with us.

So there you go Spurs, you have been warned. Clear off!

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8 Replies to “A (Not Very) Serious Warning To Tottenham Hotspur To Avoid Jack Grealish He’s Not Good Enough!”

  • Further proof that Villa fans have a fantastic sense of humour – probably due to the fact that we have needed it over the years !

    • JF asked me to write, clearly, my version was superior as he overwrote my draft so I couldn’t post it as a comparison and claimed I was being too serious! Tut – bald people!

  • fake news………..fake news………we all have something fake!!

    Me it’s my boobs!!!

    So lets look at the calendar and count down to the premiership and the other beautiful leagues we have and let the ball do the talking………

    Love all the fake mongers and their recipients………..have a lovely season one and all whom ever you support…….me it’s spurs…….nothing fake there( through thick and thin i am always in !!)

    Polly xx

  • He could become a better player than he is now under the guidance of Poch. He is still young and he has an example of Ali. Good luck Jack hope to see you in the starting eleven next season so that you can fulfill your dream and playing in the Champions League.

  • How about Villa marketing 40000 ‘Super Jack’ t-shirts exclusive limited edition, numbered, at £1000 each. The new owners could buy them all and then sell on for a couple of quid each to supporters to cover cost of production. Total merchandising profit £40m = JOB DONE!!!!
    Oh as an aside to this, Villa’s merchandising is not as good as it should be…. hopefully new owners will seek wider scope of opportunities there.

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