Date: 4th March 2007 at 12:37pm
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Kicking off, the News of the World seem to believe that in the Summer, Aston Villa will offer £8million + Columbian striker Juan Pablo Angel for Spurs` Robbie Keane. This one strikes of only one question. With their 732 strikers, why on earth would they ever need Angel, who is struggling to get anywhere near the Villa squad?

The same paper believe that we are “keeping tabs” (bar tabs?) on the Wolves midfielder Michael Kightly. The winger has recently joined the club from the Nationwide Conference side, Grays Athletic.

t is also rumoured that none other than Ronaldinho has been spotted shopping for an Aston Villa shirt in the Bull Ring ahead of his current clubs game against Liverpool midweek.


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  • Let’s hope we’re shopping for the premiership! 3 homes games on the trot. We need about 5 points from them which will take us to 38 points with 7 games to go. Our form is appalling and it’s no good the players and MON saying we need a strong finish if we can’t play Fulham with any confidence, Arsenal and Liverpool will do us. I know the long term future is promising but the results are not much better than DOL at the moment. It concerns and frustrates me and I needed to get it off my chest. Thanks for listening. UTV

  • look, if you think robbie would go up there to live in scumville you’ve obviously got no fackin idea. 4 goals in his last two games – do you really think that he is top of the list to potential out of the door candidates come the summer.

  • Spurs have 4 strikers who are currently premiership quality. With the system Jol plays (1 big, 1 small) we only have Keane and Defoe for the small striker position. We would need another striker to replace Keane but I’m afraid Angel is far below the quality we would look for (although he has scored for us already!). With no disrespect I don’t think Keane going to Villa would be a step up for him, and I’d never want to sell him anyway.

  • Damn right peggy the can have the money take murphy anyway isnt this the wrong claret and blue website today Yids forever

  • You can keep Keane, 2 weeks ago all of your own yid fans were saying how crap him and Jol were, and now he’s the best thing since Noe Pamarot……we don’t need him, i’d rather we spent the £8m on the likes of Sidwell and another defender.

  • Correct great dando-i think the yids will need him anyway given ther fact they are getting *****ed on by relegation doomed hammers. As for scumsville-didnt Keane used to play for coventry, wolves and wanted to join Villa bvefore muppet ellis wouldnt fork up the extras cash? The real spurs way is always midtable at best. What a bunch of cockney ponces.

  • Rotter, I believe it was us who *****ed on the Spam and were lucky we only won by 1 goal, as we clearly dominated the game and the decision’s were actually for the most part going their way! Anyway,back to this, pretty clear why you would want Keane, on form and full fitness a top quality player and as such he will not be going anywhere and certainly not for the money being talked about here! He is worth atleast £10m if not more and why would we want that waste of space Angel? He’s not even gd enough for you so why would we want him and lets face it Keane leaving us for Villa = a step down! We are the most promising outside the conglomerate of the top 4 and the only club with a half decent challenge of breaking in there! Anyway you have a great manager and with money I am sure you will be challenging for top 6 in the next couple of yr’s but hopefully by then we’ll putting in a proper challenge for the CL! Anyway lets put this rumour to bed once and for all!

  • Jefe-thanks for making the effort, clearly you were getting stuffed when i wrote it and i was sure that the hopeless hammers would put you out of sight. My apolgies to your good fortune! A step down at the moment, but as i said earlier, in most seasons it would be a step up for Keane to come to Villa. As for Angel, thats paper garbage, of course he isnt good enough for you or us. We are rebuilding and are not in your position but i dont see how you claim to be the best out of the top 4. You are miles away from CL contention and are no better than many of the clubs around you. Where is the evidence to back your statement-todays result?!! hah aha. Im afraid you are what you have always been- a midtable club withn fans who think you are better than everyone else. Its not only the arse that cant stand. Im sorry but i havent got any good will to you or your fans because you generally lord over evferyone else with nio basis whatsoever. You may finish top 8 this season. Over the course of premiership history that would be a promising season for you.

  • in our prem history we started with 2nd place!, wts your highest league postition in the league?

  • Anyway villa i should think will be signing these players mentioned expect ronaldinho but mabye in 6 years when he wants to win the league…but i really want a right winger

  • Scumville? Up there? Your head is sooooo far up your own arse you silly ringpiece of an M25 yid. You wanna see scumville? Look out you curtains, its like Bei-fecking-ruit round your way mate.

  • My basis for the argument is the fact that we finished 5th last season and were 4th for months until the final day of the season! We are now only 1 point off sixth place and very much on course for a top 6 finish in a season were we have already reached one cup semi and our now in an FA Cup QF and going strong in Europe! No other team outside the top 4 has shown that kind of progess in the last few yr’s except Everton’s flash in the pan a couple of yrs ago and then they nearly got relegated a year after! This is also baring in mind that King, our captain and best defender has been out for most of the season and never been fully fit when playing, also Lennon, Jenas, Malbranque and Keane have been out for lengthy spells aswell as Zokora and Berb missing games and adjusting to the Prem! We have England’s number 1, Chimbo is easily one of the best RB’s in the country, King and Dawson will prove to be one of the best partnerships in the Prem when they get a full season of play together (if King had not been out for our last 3-4 games last season – we would have been playing CL football this season)! Lennon along with Ronaldo and Robben is one of the best winger’s in the country! Jenas, Zokora and Huddlestone are quality CM’s as they have proven over the last 4 victories, once they get even more time to gel will just get better and better! Even Tainio is half decent, a player your club wanted! As for up front, well the fact that O’Neill would love either Keane or Defoe speaks volumes and as for Berbatov well what more needs to be said? I base it not only on what we have done, I am basing it on the players we have and we have a seriously talented squad, which when a couple of top quality left footers are added is going to go very far indeed! No disrespect, but there is nobody at Villa who I would put in our first team apart from your captain Barry, who is a yiddo I believe! I could not really care less what happened 10-15 years ago as that will have no baring on the here and now and that is that Spurs are a club on the up and up! The comment about finishing 2nd 15 ys ago, so what? What bearing does that have in the here and now? Nothing, if I am deluded then you guys are just as bad! I’m talking about last season, you guys are talking about 15 years ago? How many of those players are in your current sqaud? Right now Villa is a step down from Spurs, accept it, its fact! The league table does not lie and nor do the cup comp’s or Europe! Villa aren’t even safe from relegation yet, let alone having a chance of European football for next season!

  • And you wonder, JEFE, why vital fans dislike the spuds !! the reasons outlined by rotter are good enough for me :). When you win a game, spuds can be seen on other fan sites, spouting abt how they are abt to break into the big club category. but u’ve been saying that for a long time now. So you would understand it if the rest of us regard it with some amount of scepticism.

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