Martin O’Neill has signed a new foreign super-kid.
On the new boy’s first day of training, O’Neill picks up a ball and shouts very slowly:
‘You get this and kick it at the goal.’
The new super-kid looks a bit bewildered but carries on nonetheless.
The next day at training, exactly the same thing happens.
O’Neill stops play, scoops the ball up and shouts – even slower than last time:
‘You get this and score a goal.’
Again the young foreign kid looks discombobulated, but carries on.
On the third day, it happens again:
‘You get this and score a goal.’
This time, the foreign super-kid finally cracks, so shouts to his new manager:
‘Boss, I speak very good English and know what to do!’
O’Neill says:
‘Not you son, I’m talking to Heskey!’
Decent Aston Villa Joke!
