Date: 4th November 2008 at 4:26pm
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In a tangent linked to Lewis Hamilton, Paul ‘God’ McGrath has revealed one of his motivations on the pitch.

I’m not really sure who Lewis Hamilton is, apparently he’s in another sport where you let the most expensive car win and you try not to drive into tyres, which is ridiculous because cars run on tyres.

Anyway speaking to the Daily Mail Online, God said:

‘I am so proud of Lewis Hamilton and delighted he rubbed all their noses in it.

‘He is a special guy. Lewis seems to have a beautiful family and he is a talent.

‘Lewis is a young black man. It seems to be angry white men who can’t stand seeing black people who are successful.

‘When I was out on the pitch and someone shouted something at me, I used to think ‘I’m earning a fortune’ and do the fingers.

‘It puts them in their place but it’s not a nice thing to do. It made me play better. I always tackled hard, but fair, and made sure they felt it.’

So there we have it, God has spoken, now let Lewis play his sport without anymore stupidity. Blimey you’d have thought most people would be happy to see Lewis win given Henman Hill and Nigel Moustache.

Actually that’s where I know his name from, Top Gear.