Jumper Jumper No Longer At Villa

Aston Villa have announced a stunning blow to Villa fans in the news that midfielder Jumper Jumper has been allowed to leave Villa Park.

Eric Djemba-Djemba, who joined us under David O’Leary from Manchester United has had his contract cancelled by mutual agreement.

Manager Martin O’Neill told the official site: ‘Eric has not had the best of times since he arrived here from Old Trafford a couple of years ago. This arrangement will give the player the chance to reignite his career and we wish him the best of luck in the future.’

The Djemba twins have been linked, probably by his agent, to all sorts of teams on the continent. Good luck Eric, hope you find a decent club, what happened at Villa can’t have been the nicest of experiences, although I wish they’d take me on, pay me and not play me, that sort of job would suit me down to the ground!!!