Date: 26th April 2010 at 10:33am
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MON is at The Players Bar with some of the Villa players, Craig Gardner walks in

MON: eh up Billy Liar is here

CG: pardon?

MON: nothing, how you feel Craig?

CG: gutted, I thought we played really well

MON: really? I thought you’d be disappointed seeing as your such a big bluenose, and you did well? You think so?

CG: huh?

MON: want a drink?

CG: yeah lager please

MON: cider please barman

CG: no i want a lager

MON: of course you do…..

Gabby: alright Billy?

CG: what?

Gabby: nothing, enjoy the game?

CG: no not really

Gabby: yeah me too, end to end wasn’t it?

CG: no I didn`t enjoy it

Gabby: good lad that`s the spirit, think it was a pen?

CG: no way!

Gabby: me too, blatant foul!

CG: whys does everyone keep saying the opposite of what I`m saying?

Gabby: erm about half 8 I think

CG: what the fu…..

MON: look Gary, you said you were villa then blues….what do you expect?

CG: I`m Craig

MON: of course you are, now haven`t you got a youth game to play?

CG:…………forget it

MON: see ya Gary

CG: pi55 off!

MON: you too mate, have a good one