Not sure if the official site are trying to help generate some excitement amongst the fans and give us something to cheer but putting up:
Webflash – Striker Signs
Is a bit much when it is simply a contract extension?
Great news non-the-less as Gabriel Agbonlahor has agreed a new improved contract after breaking into the main team at the end of last season.
The 19-year-old scored on his debut v Everton at Goodison Park and has been deployed as a winger at times jumping ahead of Luke Moore in the pecking order late last season.
Gabby is a home grown Academy talent who one day will be talked about in the same glowing terms that Thierry Henry currently is. Trust me, I know (nothing) about these things.