Villa Lottery & New Poll On Doug

With no funds for players and the sell to buy policy struggling to gather momentum I have an idea for buying players for Villa.

We organise a Villa fans lottery syndicate. I think the idea is simple enough if someone out there has the technical skills to do it.

We set up a website where you can pick your lottery numbers and pay with your debit card – any money we win goes to buying players.

You never know – if we won the jackpot we could have James Milner next season!

Oh dear this is desparate.

By tylervilla

Tylervilla has also suggested a poll which I have happily put up. He asks:

So what are we going to do about Doug?

Option 1 is : Nothing…he’s the man**

**Please note anyone voting for this option will automatically be banned from Vital Villa and the hounds of hell will be unleashed to pay you a visit! ;-))

Option 2 is : He’s selling, let him get on with it

Option 3 is : Complete boycott of Villa Park

Already happening according to season ticket sales (and also a boycott his happening all summer long, fair enough there are no matches, but the fans are still staying away!)

Option 4 is : Doug out t-shirts to all the games untill he’s gone

He’d think they were in support of him if it shows his face.

Option 5 is : Fans rally to get some momentum going

Option 6 is : He’s got till January to do something

Might need to be more specific, would pulling a muscle count?