Date: 16th January 2012 at 12:53pm
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*We join the lads returning after a hard fought draw against Everton*

McLeish: Well done Stevie, ye were magnificent out there today.

Ireland: T’anks bass.

McLeish: Imagine what we would have done to them if we had 11 men playing.

Gabby: Um… We didn’t have anyone sent off boss.

McLeish: O’ course we didnae, there was only Ireland playing if he’d have got sent off….

Bent: I played boss!

*Mcleish looks at Bent with scrutiny*

Bent: What? I did! I scored and everything!

*Bent re-enacts his celebration*

Bent: Jump on my back Stephen, like you did when I scored.

Ireland: Um… No.

McLeish: Hmm. I dinnae remember that…. Anyway congratulations Stevie, a good draw against Everton

Warnock: Hey! I played too.

McLeish: Aye. Were you nae playin’ for them?

*the dressing room erupts with laughter*

Warnock: I’m fed up with this, I’m being treated like a liability. Maybe I have the odd lapse in concen…. Ooh look, light bulb!

*Warnock points at the light fitting open mouthed whilst the players all look at each other.*

McLeish: Well, whoever the rest of ye that played well done, we almost won at home.

*the lads discuss the finer points of the match and leave*


*The cleaner finished up cleaning, leaves the room turning out the light and closing the door, Warnock snaps back to his discussion*

Warnock: …tration but I….. Guys?…. Guys!? Where are y…. Ooh look! Door frame!


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