Date: 19th June 2012 at 7:10pm
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beardofolof is next for the Vital Villa interview.

beardofolof is next for the Vital Villa interview.

1) When did you become a Villa fan and why?

I was born a Villan on February 24th 1994 and have been hooked since a Lee Hendrie double led us to a 2-0 victory over Croatian giants Slaven Belupo in the Intertoto Cup in my first game at Villa Park! I also recall David Ginola falling off the bench on that day so it really was memorable! Claret and Blue blood runs in the family and will continue to do so for endless generations to come!

2) Paul Lambert? Your opinion please?

The fact that he is not named Gary Megson, Mick Mccarthy, Alan Curbishley or Alex Mcleish automatically fills me with optimism! He seems to be very tactically adept, attack minded and a great man motivator, characteristics that can only be beneficial to our fabulous club! I’m sure every other Villan salivates at the prospect of going into a game knowing we WON’T park the bus and we will ATTEMPT to play some football.

3) Best and worst moments of last season?

Best – Weimann’s last minute belter at home to Fulham, New Years Eve win at Chelsea, the dismissal of Mr. McLeish

Worst – Stiliyan Petrov’s tragic illness overshadows everything and I’m sure we all wish him the best of recoveries!

4) Your opinion of Randy Lerner and the board, can a decent season next season make up for last season?

I think Randy Lerner is a great owner to have, especially when we look around .. (porn tycoons? chicken farmers?) and a lot of discontent hurled his way is unwarranted. Although the appointment of McLeish was foolish, I can hardly blame Randy for wanting to cut costs after Martin O’ Neill wasted more money than Kenny Dalgli—-, well maybe not but wasted A LOT of money on average players with ridiculous wages such as Sidwell and Sunday Monday Habib Beye but McLeish really was the worst man he could have appointed, my Football Manager resume is fantastic and I’d have worked for a fraction of Big Eck’s wages! I think the adventurous nature of the recent managerial hunt shows how the board have turned a corner with their ways and a decent campaign next season would make me forgive the board for that abysmal season we have just endured.

5) Which player/s should Villa sign this summer?

I think that although the squad is not as dire as some believe, big changes are needed.

I would like to see :
– A new second keeper (depending on how good Siegrist is)
– A right back (Naughton? Debuchy? (wishful thinking) Clyne?) somebody attack minded
– One or two solid centre backs who are comfortable on the ball(Ron Vlaar? Chris Samba? Matteo Mussachio? Jagielka?)
– A left back (Poulsen? Baines? Olsson?)
– A midfield general (Diame? Strootman? Diaby?)
– A goalscorer who can play (Lukaku loan? Mandzukic? Sturridge? Nilmar? Rossi?)

6) Which player/s should Villa get rid of this summer?

Alan Hutton, a new right back, Lichaj and Herd will soften the marginal blow
James Collins and Richard Dunne, Clark and Baker are better footballers and new centre halves would make the gruesome twosome a distant memory

I would keep Warnock as he is combative and some competition at left back may bring him back to his form that saw him in the England picture

Agbonlahor is a decent offer was put in, he is inconsistent and lacks the footballing brain to succeed any further, although on his day he can be a menace

7) Favourite current player?

A toss up between Ireland, Given and Bent because they can all be match winners on their day

8) Favourite all time player/s?

Impossible to answer so a starting XI will have to do (based on the last decade or so) : Given, Walker, The Beard, The Great Dane, Bouma shake the rooma, Nobby Solano, Der Hammer, Sali-Salifou (C), Ashley Young,! The Dion, Juan Pablo Angel (as long as he wasn’t on penalty duty!!)

Dishonourable mentions – Gabor Kiraly, Bosko Balaban, Mark Kinsella and Useless De La Cruz

9) What do you expect us to do/finish this season assuming a decent transfer window with £25m or so spent?

Premier 8th
FA Cup: 3rd round loss to Man Utd

10) You can ask yourself any question you want to about Villa and what is your answer?

Why do they always concede in the last few minutes regardless of manager, squad or opposition? Unfortunately I don’t have an answer but I’d love to know if there has ever been a time when Villa fans did not look to the last few minutes of any game with utter dread?

11) Just to change the theme slightly, a snap shot of you outside of football, answer or ignore at your leisure:
(based on our WHO ARE YOU thread!!!)

a) Which celebrity/s would you most like to meet and why? Gisele Bundchen – For rather nefarious reasons, Benoit Assou Ekotto – He just seems awesome, The Queen – Just to say that I had

b) Age 18

c) Location: Salwa, Al Asimah, Kuwait

d) Favourite alcoholic drink: Vodka lemonade

e) Favourite non-alcoholic drink: Apple juice

f) Favourite Film/s: Pulp Fiction, Der Untergang, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Shining, Man Bites Dog, Four Lions

g) Favourite TV Show/s: The Simpsons, Family Guy, Only Fools and Horses, any kind of interesting documentary, sports such as football/mma/darts, Jon Safran vs God

h) Music?: Love all kinds of music from any era, Rammstein are and always will be my favourite band ever though!

i) Best ever moment in your life: Anytime I get to see my big brother!

j) Ambitions: Marry a Brazilian supermodel, be the Villa captain and eradicate poverty. Being well off and happy might just suffice.

k) Wise words: ‘Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war.’ Otto Von Bismarck
‘The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.’ Lao Tzu
And of course, ‘ Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that’. Bill Shankly

now your turn, how to submit an interview: click here

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17 Replies to “Vital Villa Interviews 2012: beardofolof”

  • “Marry a Brazilian supermodel, be the Villa captain and eradicate poverty.” TOP ambition, love it. Good luck with that!!!! Great interview, thanks very much, top man.

  • Love your nickname, just great. Oh and a word to the wise, Gisele….she’s a good girl, but a bit of a let down in the bedroom department. I’ve said too much…..!

  • hahaha cheers fear I always have been quite the ambitious fellow 🙂

    Also, I’m afraid I just can’t take your word for thay juddy! despite the fact you being a Villan does show a certain high degree of wisdom!

  • Don’t get me wrong when I say this, but an excellent interview for someone of such “tender” years. Really good answers Mr beardofolof.

  • Few unrealistic transfers you want in at Villa there mate but your name your username is awesome.

  • possibly, villareal went down thus explaining my desire for their better players, I just wish we’d sign some foreign players for once!
    and cheers, you can’t go wrong with Olof!

  • Anytime, youve got me imagining a Holte End full of people trying emulate Mellberg’s beard – that would DEFINITELY intimidate the opposition!

  • Great list of ins mate, top interview as well. Love the passion of the younger generation shinning through

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