Seems quite apt with my headline meltdown the other day, but what was your favourite headline of 2010. Did we inspire, did we make you giggle…or did you cringe?
More importantly, the club motto is ‘Prepared’ – give us your own to save us a bit of time over the next 11 months!
Gotta be honest actually – the more of you that cringed the happier we’ll feel 🙂
Now I must admit I do have a reputation of sorts when it comes to cheesy puns, words of the week (zone dweebies wins that one hands down – all credit to SimonBigron!) and seeing how many different titles I can make out of a players name, but I’m not the only one and it is isn’t a competition between the front page publishers or the forum mods, but we all do take somewhat of a perverse joy in coming up with them.
As I list some of the best of them (in my opinion); those we’ve managed so far this year; those we actually managed to get on the front page in 2010 and then those we dearly wished we could’ve used – which really means the ones we weren’t quick enough to think of at the time – they will remain uncredited, because I want to see who breaks cover first to claim them 🙂
So some of the best so far of 2011 in no particular order:
Shrewd Bury Nip In For Youngster
Chris Herds Arsenal With Hattrick
It Won’t Be Albright For The Blues
Jean Determined To Makoun An Impact
Faulkner Fry’s Posh
Get Bent? Got Bent?
Omar Not Cummings, But Focused On Scoring Goals
Have You Herd, Chris Wants An Aussie Call Up
Vital Villa Thanks Mrs Collins
Downing Kopped & Omar Coming?
Wolves Sid Move Goes Down The Well
Wayne To Bridge Left Back Gap
Collins Focused On Kicking The Cats
2010 – the real year in question (I think we’ve already been better in 2011)
Sid Hails UnCowansly Performance
Teenage Mutant Turtle Linked To Villa Job (Roberto Donadoni in case you were curious)
Villa Ash-ured of a Challenge
O’Neill’s Praise For The Delphboys
Young Baker Cooks Up A Wembley Ticket Storm
Shore He’ll Stay At Forest?
Richard’s Dunne With Cup Glory From The Stands
Merde By The Back Four
Reo-Crocked
Revolting Players At Villa
Youth Team To Go Posh With Rovers Win
Three Return But The Young One’s Out
Richard Dunne and Dusted At Villa
The Bannan-aman Is Our future
Family & Physios Just Fab To Delph
Hou’s Given A Gabby Boost
A Beye In A Manger
Albrighton Won’t Bale On Defensive Duties
Villa On The Buses For Boxing Day
Jonathan Hogg As Happy As A Pig In ****
Webchat Taylor Made For Ian
Reserves To Hinckley The Hammers
Emile Hes(the)Key To Build On Baggies Win
Houllier After Stocker Filler
Delphinitely Fab News
Some of those we wished we’d used or could’ve used:
A Randy Lerner Takes Control
Iceland Volcano Causes Ash Anger (cancelled tour of the North)
Stephen In The War With Nocks
John Delighted To Face Carew (if only we got Crewe in the Cup)
Young Ash Creates a Storm
Ash Smokes Defence
Luke, Young There He Is (if he ever went missing obviously)
Lichaj (kneehigh) with his foot on the ladder
Shane Lowry’s Debut A Work Of Art
Baker Nathan Cooks Up A Treat
Moustapha Salifou Plays For the First Team
Weimann Pisses Over Opposition
Baker Puts bun In The Oven (congratulations on being a daddy)
Heskey Makes Emile Of It
Bann On For Barry
Albrighton Makes His Marc
Luke Leads Young Defence
Downing Streets Ahead Of The Rest
Ireland Green With Envy At City Success
Eric Shone In Stiff Defence
Eric Shone Inspired By Arshavin
Eric Shone Penatrating Young Boys At Wankdorf Stadium
Chris Herd A Rumour
One Of The Biggest Erections I have ever managed – Paul Faulkner (North stand Redevelopment)
I Say War (nock), What Is He Good For
Shaky Stephen’s Performance
Weemann Is Off To Scotland
Houllier Than Thou, The Revdpete Interviews
And one for anybody with alliterative tendancies:
Collins Cheers Classy Carlos Cuellar
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Yes you don’t need to say it folks, some of us need to remember the real world far more than others.
I however, am just brilliant!
(anyone who disagrees will have their article comment removed lol)
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